I've been told by two people they are stalking me. The one's my aunt, the other's the local festival arranger. The one telling me she's reading my stories and wants me to get them published. The other stalking me through pointless myspace quiz bulletins, and that I seem to be a very exciting person.

I don't even know what's worse?

Richard's list of why I shouldn't worry:
1) You are a very attractive female

2) You have a wonderful personality

3) You are very intelligent

4) You are talented

5) You are so interesting you made a friend of a man who was old enough to have more sense

6) You harming yourself would break my heart

7) And make me feel I was a useless human being for not being able to tell you everything from 1 to 5

8) You are the best human being I have ever met

9) You are here for a reason, a special reason, I feel and know that and you will change the lives of others for the better

10) People love you , you have to learn to love you too

But what change does it make? What good does it do?